Artwork and Synopsis for "Jersey Shore Shark Attack" Released

With SyFy's latest flick, Jersey Shore Shark Attack, in production, the artwork and synopsis has been released. As of right now, no release date has been set.

The flick will star Paul Sorvino, Joey Fatone, Vinny Guadagnino, Jack Scalia, Tony Sirico and Melissa Molinaro.

Synopsis:

"Many years ago, hundreds of locals and tourists were massacred by giant man-eating sharks in the infamous 1916 Jersey Shore attacks. But that’s just a legend... or is it? It’s a holiday weekend on the Jersey Shore and, unbeknownst to anyone, underwater drills have attracted dozens of albino bull sharks to the pier. When a man goes missing, TC (The Complication), Nookie and friends fear the worst and plead with the police chief to close down the beach. It isn’t until a famous singer is eaten alive during a performance on the pier that the shark hunt begins. Now, the Preppies must work together with the Guidos in order to save the Jersey Shore and its inhabitants from another vicious slaughter."

Source: STYD

"Jersey Shore Shark Attack" is Coming

Get ready for a shark attack to hit the Jersey Shore next year.

The SyFy network and Hybrid Entertainment are bringing Jersey Shore Shark Attack to your television screen in the summer of 2012.

The flick will feature a cast that includes Tony Sirico (The Sopranos), Paul Sorvino (Goodfellas), Joey Fatone (*NSYNC), Jack Scalia (Dallas) and Vinny Guadagnino (Jersey Shore).

Here is the plot of what should be an awesomely bad movie:

"Jersey Shore Shark Attack unfolds during the July Fourth weekend at – where else? — the Jersey Shore, where rare swarms of sharks are converging due to illegal underwater drilling. Now the angry sharks are on a rampage, devouring residents, and leaving it up to the locals to try and save the day. Sirico is Captain Sallie, the wise veteran of boardwalk life and lore. Scalia is Moretti, former Guido beach bum and now police chief. Sorvino portrays the possibly corrupt Mayor and Atherton is the greedy developer Dolan, who wants to tear down the boardwalk to build a luxury resort where the Guidos will not be welcome. Vinny Guadagnino plays the on-scene reporter Conte and Joey Fatone appears as himself."

Bring on summer 2012!