Thursday, December 8, 2011

"Jersey Shore Shark Attack" is Coming

Get ready for a shark attack to hit the Jersey Shore next year.

The SyFy network and Hybrid Entertainment are bringing Jersey Shore Shark Attack to your television screen in the summer of 2012.

The flick will feature a cast that includes Tony Sirico (The Sopranos), Paul Sorvino (Goodfellas), Joey Fatone (*NSYNC), Jack Scalia (Dallas) and Vinny Guadagnino (Jersey Shore).

Here is the plot of what should be an awesomely bad movie:

"Jersey Shore Shark Attack unfolds during the July Fourth weekend at – where else? — the Jersey Shore, where rare swarms of sharks are converging due to illegal underwater drilling. Now the angry sharks are on a rampage, devouring residents, and leaving it up to the locals to try and save the day. Sirico is Captain Sallie, the wise veteran of boardwalk life and lore. Scalia is Moretti, former Guido beach bum and now police chief. Sorvino portrays the possibly corrupt Mayor and Atherton is the greedy developer Dolan, who wants to tear down the boardwalk to build a luxury resort where the Guidos will not be welcome. Vinny Guadagnino plays the on-scene reporter Conte and Joey Fatone appears as himself."

Bring on summer 2012!




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